I Stand When I Urinate – Men's Patriotic T-Shirt

Description:

Make a bold statement with the "I Stand When I Urinate" men’s t-shirt. This high-quality tee is soft, lightweight, and fits like a favorite. Featuring a striking design, this shirt conveys an America First message, resonating with patriots, veterans, and those who believe in putting American interests first.

Features:

• Premium 100% combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable fit
• Lightweight yet durable fabric (4.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic black color for a sharp, versatile look
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash
• Ribbed crew neck for added durability
• Side-seamed for a structured, flattering fit
• Screen-printed graphic with lasting vibrancy

Why You Should Buy:

• Express your stance with a patriotic, anti-war message
• Perfect for military families, veterans, and proud Americans
• Great conversation starter—wear your beliefs with confidence
• Comfortable enough for everyday wear, bold enough for any event
• Makes an ideal gift for those who value freedom and sovereignty

FAQs:

Is this t-shirt pre-shrunk?

Yes, it is pre-shrunk to maintain its fit after washing.

What sizes are available?

This tee comes in a variety of men's sizes. Please check the size chart for exact measurements.

Does the print fade over time?

No, the (DTG) screen-printed design is made to last with proper care.

How should I wash this shirt?

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low for best results.

Size guide